
Dita von Teese is one hot girl wit a hypnotic white ass. She may be a burlesque queen for the 21st century, but she’s all old-fashioned slut… in her pictures that is. Marilyn Manson’s former girlfriend has branched out on her own as she performs her signature burlesque acts. Dita displays that nice ass for everyone to see. She has made stripping into such a fine art, she’s made it mainstream!
Recently, our beautiful ass model Dita has offered her services as the new face of Frederick’s of Hollywood Holiday print campaign. She emoted a retro-Sixties Betty Page and modeled lovely pieces of lingerie. Pin-up images which flatter the ass may not be a novel idea, but to hawk lingerie? You got me hooked!
Check out Dita von Teese at Frederick’s of Hollywood. Gotta love that ass!



Another ass-to-mouth classic from Elegant Angel Productions! With the surge of popularity in the realm of big butts, From My Ass to My Mouth strives to become the benchmark of the niche, and proves itself worthy of the title! Solid and entertaining all throughout, this ass xxx will remind you how fun it is to stick your cock in her mouth after banging her ass! An excerpt of a review I found in the ‘Net is found below.
Speaking of strokeable, here comes Flower. With her big ass in the air and fingers in both holes, she talks to us and probably has every cock in the audience hard in record time. She reaches around and tastes her fingers, but they mostly stay in her tight holes where they belong. She sticks a tiny dildo into her ass and then pushes it out. OK, that’s a little German for my taste, but we still get to enjoy her big butt. The action really kicks in when she squats for us with a toy in her ass and goes to work on her g-spot. Flower works it until everything is wet and somehow manages to work her asshole into the mix as well. I expect great things from Flower these days and this scene does not disappoint.
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One of the biggest draws of Transformers: The Movie is not only the CGI robots, but the wonderful ass of this blue-eyed siren Megan Fox! Megan Fox looks exotic! And she is! With Irish, French and Native American, this gorgeous model/actress will be as hot as Angelina Jolie.
She has appeared in FHM, GQ and Maxim. I wish she could show off her ass more because it is one of her ass-ets. As one of FHM 100 Sexiest Women if 2006, we’ll see more of sweet Megan and her incredible ass soon.
For now, we can just ogle at her lovely derriere.



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Ashley Brooks is a Nubian princess with a big black ass as precious as her porn appearances. Small but terrible, this 5′1″ little firecracker has boundless energy that can outfuck most ass porn sluts! She’s every selective in choosing which movies she appears though. But let me tell you, when she gets into the heat of things, she’s a sure thing! That big black butt of hers will always rise to the occasion!
Watch her being the big black ass bitch that she is and see if she’s worth it!
Cream In Chocolate #1
Fine Young Ass
Black Bubble Butt Hunt #2


Marie Luv has got to have one of the most sought after ebony asses in the porn industry. And with good reason. This native Californian has all the natural curves, measuring 34B-24-34. Besides having a hot bod, this big booty bitch always brings her energy and enthusiasm everywhere she works. You’ve got to love a girl who gives her all while fucking the bejeezus out of her co-stars.
Another thing that endears this 5′8″ beauty to her fans is her love of showing her big round ass! Her chocolate booty can be so enticing, a whole blog could be made on how delectable her ass is in every porno it appears.
If you don’t believe me, check out these Marie Luv samplers. You’ll find out how her big ass booty can be considered a National Treasure in porndom!
Black Dick Moan
Midnight Love #2
Minority Rules #2

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This former ‘tween stars are birds that don’t flock the same feathers. Not that they’re different from one another — in fact, both are teen idols and have carved a moderately successful career as recording artists. However, they hate each other like paparazzi love the crazy things they do in public (especially Lohan). With that said, their battle deserves a take from TheAsss.com’s Celebrity Ass-Off! Let their big butts decide which of them wins!

Lindsay Lohan
No longer the cute girl who first appeared on Disney’s The Parent Trap, Lohan is now an aberration of her former self, as she gets her name in the front pages of the tabloids as often as her buds Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Despite her numerous follies and trashy behavior - most of which everyone must have heard of - Lohan is still hot and could easily have her ass tapped in a heartbeat.

Hillary Duff
Also a Disney alumni, Duff got her break as the main character in The Lizzie McGuire Show. After she got old, she did what other people do after leaving Disney: achieve that waif-look and get more kitsch than ever! Releasing an album and doing a string of teen flicks that suck ass until nothing is left from it may be lame but it got her career off the ground. However, compared to Lohan, she has yet to do something real stupid in order to get her more attention.
VERDICT:
Although almost equal in the ass category, their personalities present the difference, which means that Lohan still has a long way to go in terms of building a good rep and stop being stupid. WINNER: HILLARY DUFF
