Theasss

There’s nothing like a nice ass to greet you after work. One, two, three…say ASS!

Brooke Burke is a hot MILF gifted with a pair of big tits and ass. Ever since I’ve seen her on Wild On!, she has that combination of being sexy and a lady. Thank God, she replaced Jules Asner from that gig. Her trim sun-kissed body with those luscious boobs and amazing ass is just right for the show. Brooke surely got my attention!

Her nude photos in Maxim, Stuff, FHM and Playboy has got my blood running. Even after giving birth to three daughters, Brooke still looks hot everyway you see her. I’m just hoping, this goddess would do a porno. She’s perfect for it. Especially with that ass! Brooke can teach Paris and all the other starlets a thing or too on the art of ass allure!

Big black booty may not be as ass worshiped as before, because as Jessica Biel and J. Lo. has started, white and Latina booty are up in arms!

According to celebrity gossip Web site TMZ.com, Jessica Biel is the new J-Lo – and she’s got the goods to back it up.

Black women are still reeling that Jennifer Lopez was crowned Booty of the Decade – a title they felt had been hijacked from swarthier contenders like Janet, Serena or Beyoncé. Now comes the news that a white B-list actress is redefining bootylicious. To some, that’s almost as blasphemous as plastering Jessica Simpson’s dimpled mug on a box of Dark Lovely.

“White women with butts like black girls” is a relatively new cultural phenomenon, and some may say – cheekily – a fashion statement. In recent years, booty bling has been the must-have accessory to rock from the clubs to the red carpet. Balenciaga bag? Check. Manolo Blahnik strappy sandals? Check. Booty bling? Double check.

Read the entire article here.

Aisha Tyler has come a long way from being hosts of lame duck television shows. After doing Talk Soup and 5th Wheel, this celebrated big butt has scored guesting duties in a couple of movies and television series, most notably in Friends, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, 24, and Ghost Whisperer, Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, Balls Of Fury, and God knows where else. Her workhorse efforts has made her one of the rising stars that are bound to make it big time in Hollywood, so expect this sexy ass to blast her way up to stardom anytime soon!

Thanks to Maxim for the pics!