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Big black booty may not be as ass worshiped as before, because as Jessica Biel and J. Lo. has started, white and Latina booty are up in arms!

According to celebrity gossip Web site TMZ.com, Jessica Biel is the new J-Lo – and she’s got the goods to back it up.

Black women are still reeling that Jennifer Lopez was crowned Booty of the Decade – a title they felt had been hijacked from swarthier contenders like Janet, Serena or Beyoncé. Now comes the news that a white B-list actress is redefining bootylicious. To some, that’s almost as blasphemous as plastering Jessica Simpson’s dimpled mug on a box of Dark Lovely.

“White women with butts like black girls” is a relatively new cultural phenomenon, and some may say – cheekily – a fashion statement. In recent years, booty bling has been the must-have accessory to rock from the clubs to the red carpet. Balenciaga bag? Check. Manolo Blahnik strappy sandals? Check. Booty bling? Double check.

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This is a very interesting essay from Village Voice. What’s with the big ass?

White girls with big asses, man. There goes another one, a J. Crew cardigan riding up atop a buttock so big, so out of place, it makes you wonder if Serena Williams woke up this morning wondering where her ass went. Temperatures are going up, taking hemlines with them, and the trendy white ass is hanging out there like a couple of upside-down Tasty-D scoops. They’re taking over this city. They’re everywhere I turn: in dressing rooms, in store windows, in that pond with the little boats—anywhere I can look down and see my own reflection. Yes, I’m one of them and it seems strange to admit something so plain, but until recently the subject has been almost completely taboo among the SPF 40 set. If I said even now (in front of a man or woman of any race for that matter) that I think I have a big butt, they encourage me to deny it. “You have a great ass,” they say. Which, ahem, isn’t the issue in question. And all that protesting, all that mutually exclusive commentary about how big versus how appealing, leads a 5-5 pallid girl to wonder: What is it, exactly, about the ass right now?

On the street, men tell us we’ve got a “phat ass” and most of us immediately jump to some bad comedy film scene where a blue-haired lady in a Talbot’s suit whispers in our ear, “That’s how ‘they’ say it, dear. It’s a compliment.’ ” I hate this woman because (a) in my fantasy she usually smells like turnips and (b) she’s a bigot. But she comes to me every time, and believe me this means every damn day. The basic difference between white women getting hit on or hollered at for their butts versus black women getting the same harassment is that these men, I think, are surprised by my ass. On the walk to work, on the subway platform, at a bar—they’re surprised all over this town. And it is the surprise that validates their double take. I’ve seen how black women get looked at and for better or worse their whole body seems to register. Their hair, their breasts, their shoulders . . . a gaze may start at the ass, but it moves right along. Thus I think the white girl’s fascination with a flat ass comes not so much from the desire to have a flat ass (also known as a “flass”), but the desire to shift focus onto something else. With no form of below-the-ab-quator entertainment, eyes become bored, wander to more uni-racially appealing parts like breasts or shoulders or nice arches.

In a shocking turn of events, the major women’s magazines are trying to encourage this “cover that thing up” mindset despite every clothing storefront in the city showing off their half-naked mannequins. Since May, magazines have been loaded with rear-view, waist-down pictures of women, and they all say something like this: Big bottom? Avoid horizontal stripes or patterns that draw attention to your backside. Read: “You’re a lard ass, honey. Lay off the 4 a.m. China Fun and go see a movie with that disjointed and meaningless makeup ad starring Julianne Moore and Halle Berry [because they really need the work] for similar messages.” And you know what? In every damn photo on every glossy page is a little sliver of exposed pale skin. Of course, if that same skin were darker some intern from the suburbs would get more nasty letters than she could open in a single summer. Those same magazines claim that this fall, the miniskirt will die. It will slit its seams with back issues of Vogue or hurl itself on to the runway, but it will be very dead. Time to cover up. Bring out the pearls and the tweed ’cause Prada’s got a brand new bag and it’s burlap. But can a whole body part really go out of season? Can it be trendy? According to Ludacris it can. From Blow It Out: “Plus I’m the new phenomenon like white women with ass.” White girls showing off their big booties is a novelty and, as such, a rapidly endangered concept. So be warned: if the magazines and lyrics have their way, this may be the last season of the ass.

And OK. On the one cheek, I’m fine with that. I have to admit to being a longtime horizontal stripe-ist. In spite of what I’ve seen this summer, I’m having a tough time letting go of a lifetime of black pants. I’m still sick of not being able to find a pair of jeans that doesn’t either gap at the waist or make me look like a plumper. I’m sick of playing musical hangers with department store bikinis and of my reflection lasting a millisecond too long in a store window. What is that passage from The Book of J.Lo? We may be through with the ass but the ass isn’t through with us. My ass has a spine of its own, seeming to move in one block, detached from the swooshing of my legs like it’s following me around and if I run really fast I’ll lose it.

I’ve tried that once, incidentally. There was one week a few months ago when three—count them—three, free one-week memberships to gyms fell into my lap/mailbox: New York Sports Club, Reebok Sports Club, and the David Barton Gym. I thought, OK, God wants me to burn some carbs. But it was more than that. This ass, I thought. This ass should not be attached to white chicken legs. This ass is on a foreign-exchange program. This ass is lost. Time to send it home. So I piggybacked my free memberships and worked out every day for nearly a month. I stretched and ran and learned the many aspects of treadmill etiquette. Apparently, it’s a sort of female version of the public urinal. Eyes front! No smiling! And no, I don’t think I would take the same measures if I were black because the majority of black asses I’ve seen in my life look like they belong where they are—they’re sexy and they fit. Their overarching bootyliciousness is a side-effect of plain old genetics. Yeah, well, I’m white as the day is long, so what about me? Unless we start getting used to the idea that some white girls are simply built like this too, I’m completely subject to the fad. Where’s my ass’s raison d’être? Do I really only get one summer before it’s back to the anti-back?

Say it isn’t so. I welcome the omigod Becky would you look at her Nordic baby got back trend and plan to perpetuate my ass off. Literally. Viva la bone-white booty. I don’t particularly feel like shoving it in the back of the closet with my horizontal-striped pants come fall. My ass isn’t perfect for someone else’s body because it’s not on someone else’s body. It’s time to embrace that. Better yet, it’s time to have some else embrace that. Either way, the “phenomenon” is just confirming what we white girls with big asses have known for years. There’s always been a secret society of us. At our best we smile at each other on the street like honking Jeeps passing in the night, encouraging and sympathetic and exclusive all at once. At our worst, well—at least my ass isn’t as big as hers, right? For this summer in this city at any rate, I’ve found more of the former. White female butts are on display as never before and they’re being checked out by people of every race, sex, and contact prescription. Whether that’s inappropriate or violating, whether it’s motivated by jealousy or lust, is a different issue for a colder day when we’re not all trying to show off and get tan in public. For now, anything that makes New Yorkers grin at each other even on a crowded and sweltering subway platform is OK by me.

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The site offers amateur asses such as its Top 12 asses and various ass galleries for those who wish to ogle and lust over these ass-mazing pictures! If you think your ass is miles better than the ones seen on the site, then you could upload a picture of your fantabulous ass and see what people think about it.

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As much as everybody would deny it, the secret to a big butt is through exercise, particularly squat exercises. However, it came to our attention that squats do not deserve to be touted as THE glute buster. In fact, every conceivable ass workout (step ups, lunges, and hip extensions) are just as effective as squat exercises.

The American Council on Exercise was kind enough to conduct studies and provide information about the ass exercises. Below is their short information regarding quadruped hip extensions:

Quadruped Hip Extensions - On your hands and knees, slightly contract your abdominals to stabilize your torso and spine. Lift one leg up, keeping the knee bent at 90 degrees. Lift the leg until the bottom of the foot is pointing toward the ceiling and the leg is lined up with the body. Repeat on the same side for eight to 12 reps. Change legs.

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Now is the chance for women to turn their flat ass into a big butt with Brazilian butt lift. Below is a short description of what the procedure is all about:

The brazilian butt lift is a type of butt augmentation procedure which results in a youthful, prominent, perky buttocks and a more sensual body profile. People of all ages are having the butt lift procedure. Dr. Rodriguez removes fat from selected areas of your body, purifies the fat, then reinjects selected donor fat cells into your buttocks. The process of fat reinjection involves scores or hundreds of injections. The procedure is designed to fill the upper quadrant of your buttocks so that the ass appears lifted and perky. The resulting effect is that the woman appears more attractive and sensuous.

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Jamie Foxx has confessed he’s aroused by women with big butts.

The ‘Ray’ star says he loves curvaceous women with ample behinds because they remind him of a childhood crush.

He revealed: “A woman’s posterior is the key to my heart.

“I know it sounds weird, but I come from Texas and when I used to play hide and seek, the girl that I would find, she was a little more round. And I got a pulse from finding that girl. I like big-boned women. I love curves. I like to feel them.

“That’s what drives me, that Southern build.”

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To gain muscle (whether it’s on your big butt or somewhere else) you have to do two things: eat more calories than you burn and strength train with heavy weights. Keep in mind:

• You can’t choose where you gain weight. If you start eating more and lifting weights, there’s no guarantee your butt will reap the benefits
• The shape of your booty is primarily based on genetics. Take a look at your parents or other relatives and you’ll probably notice that you have inherited some of their genes.
• Doing lower body exercises (along with upper body training and cardio, of course) and eating more calories than you burn can help you build muscle but your genetics will decide how much your ass can really change.
• There isn’t a magic exercise that will make your booty change.

That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t lift weights–lifting makes your muscles strong and firm and the more muscle you have, the higher your metabolism will be. Some of the best exercises for your butt include squats, deadlifts and lunges, so incorporate those weekly.

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