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Do you whose celebrity that big butt belongs to? Are you knowledgeable in the world of celebrity ass? If so, you should play Whose Bandonkadonk? and guess which of the following celebrities owns the booty displayed on the picture.

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Are you “bootylicious” or not? Answer the following booty question.

1.Has anyone ever put (or thought of putting) a wide load sign on your back?
2.Does your butt actually move when you try to shake it?
3.Can you wear low-rider jeans?
4…without your buttcrack showing?
5.Do you know every butt joke there is to know?
6….because you have been on the receiving end of all of them?
7.Does the size or shape of your butt make people stop and stare?
8.Can your butt stop traffic?
9.Have you ever been called bootylicious?
10.When the song “Bootylicious” came out, did you suddenly get extra attention from the opposite sex?

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It’s time for some ass humor.
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Once upon a time, there was an old miner who was traveling through the desert with his trusty mule of many years. All of a sudden, the mule fell over dead. The old man buried his old friend and put up a cross as a grave marker. He wrote on the cross, “My Ass”. Then he continued on his journey.

Years later a town grew nearby the grave. The road into town went right by the marker, so the town adopted the name out of respect for the dead mule. It had become somewhat of an historical site.

Then one day, a traveling salesman, who was lost, wondered into the old desert town, but didn’t notice the marker. He saw a man on the street and stopped to get directions. The salesman asked, “Could you please tell me where I am?”

“Sure,” replied the old man. “You’re right on the edge of My Ass.”

The salesman was puzzled by what the man said, so he decided to ask someone else. He thanked the man and continued to what appeared to be the downtown area. He saw another man walking down the street. He asked, “Please sir, could you please tell me where I am, I seem to be lost.”

The old man promptly replied, “No problem young fella. You’re right smack dab in the middle of My Ass!”

At this point the salesman decided that everyone in the little town was crazy and decided to leave. On the way out of town he spotted a seafood restaurant. He had become quite hungry, so he decided to get something to eat before traveling on to the next town.

The waitress walked over and asked, “What’ll you have stranger?”

The man replied, “I think I’ll have the crab platter.”

The waitress replied, “I’m sorry sir, we’re all out of crabs. My husband looked all over My Ass last night and didn’t find but two and we ate them.”

Bootylicious! What’s with the word?

1. boo.ty.li.cious \’bu:t-e-’lish-*s\ aj. (modif. of MF butin, fr. MLG bu-te exchange) 1: curvaceous or voluptuous, esp. in the derriere (i.e., booty) 2: see fine 3: sexually attractive in a way that causes males ages 18-25 to desire to grope, fondle, lick, or otherwise touch the booty cheeks

Yo, g, yo bitch is bootylicious! Her ass is off da hook.
Janet Reno is so bootylicious.
D-d-damn, that is one bootylicious sista!
Holy coconuts, Batman! Catwoman is so bootylicious, I want to lick her curvaceous derrierre.

2. adj- term coined again (and often mistakenly credited to being created by) Beyonce’ Knowles, in the song titled “Bootylicious”( in the Destiny’s Child 2001 “Survivor”). This usage means: voluptuous, curvy, physically very appealing, in regards to a woman’s figure.

“Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn’t vicious, and those rhymes you were kickin’ was quite bootylicious”

“…My body’s too bootylicious…”

3. Used to decrible women with a larger, firm and round ass. Made popular by the pop group “Destiny’s Child”, performed by Beyonce, and tested out by Oprah.

“I don’t think your ready for this jelly, my body’s too bootylicious for you, babe.”

Pop superstar Kylie Minogue reportedly stunned party goers, including Jay-Z and Jamelia, at an event in Cannes last week when she publicly declared her love of her “black girl’s butt.”

The singer is said to have giggled as she danced and compared her derrierre to that of Beyonce Knowles and singer/actress Jennifer Lopez at the Dolce & Gabbana party, according to Britain’s the Daily Mirror.

She is reported to have said, “Look at my butt. I’ve got a great black girl’s butt, kinda like Beyonce and J.Lo. I may be from Australia but I think I must have some blackness in me.

“You’ll never hear me wishing I had a smaller butt. The bigger the better.” And Minogue, who battled breast cancer last year, is proud to have “curves in the right places.”

She added, “I love having curves — forget these skinny girls. I love feeling feminine and womanly — being curvy in all the right places is part of that.

(http://www.sfgate.com) May 29.2007