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Jason ass worships Bettie Page. There was something about the way she looks, Jason thought, that irrepressible charisma and sass that lacked in the appearances of people today. However, his biggest obsession with Bettie Page is to get her in the corner fuck her big butt until his cock gets limp and her ass fully creamed. However, the allure of Bettie Page has long been gone, and she wouldn’t look anything like she did in the pictures during her heyday.

However, the closest thing that Jason has with Bettie Page is found in Jessica, a wild and sensual brunette who has not only enamored him, but also makes him wild at every sight of her. His plan: to get Jessica and fuck her ass out.

After getting to meet her through connection, they hit it off right from the very start. They had a couple of dates and shared late nights together, just like what normal people do when building a relationship.

However, Jason was simply waiting for the time to come when he’ll get to screw her bubble butt over. One night, when Jason was about to drop out Jessica in front of her apartment to call it a night, Jason grabbed her supple ass and kissed her torridly. Jessica was caught by surprise, but not did fight back against his force. She led him to her room where they began to undress and begin with the fucking. Jessica was already lying down, raising her legs up and putting them on a sling hanging from the ceiling. She was playing with her tits and was enticing Jason to fuck her wet pussy. However, Jason definitely knew where to get his dick in.

She did writhe in pain when he inserted his hard cock inside her ass while standing up. Her ass hole was simply too tight for his 10-inch cock. But Jason was not to be deterred, as he continued to get inside her anus. Jessica was definitely hurting, and she even tried fighting off Jason, but managed to calm her down when he kissed her all over her body and licked her big tits.

Finally, Jessica was feeling the pleasure from the whole ordeal, as the ass penetration seemed to be getting smoother and faster by the second. She got all riled up with the ass fucking that she started playing with her pussy. Jason got even hornier and banged her butt more furiously than before. Her legs still raised, she was now screaming for more, and his heavy breathes indicated that he’s also having a, fuck-tastic time! After a few second, at the height of the climax, they both came at the same time, with her juice spilling all over his groin, while his cock exploding inside her ass.

After this, Jason cannot help but wear a silly grin on his face.

In this hot ass story, a lowly writer gets lucky as he gets to ass fuck his ass fuck buddy! Yummy!

George has had an awful day at work! Despite being the earliest to arrive in the morning, he gets his ass chewed by Mr. Peterson, his editor, for not putting out quality work with his feature article. Now that’s not really the way to start the morning right, especially after wearing his newly-bought shirt from a high-end store. To make matters worse, Dylan the sassy secretary accidentally knocked his coffee from the table with her big butt, spilling the drink all over his pants. Although her hot ass looks even more fuckable than before, after what just happened, George wished to have taken the ass out of Dylan.

His almost resigned to the awfulness of this day, but as soon as he entered his house, he saw Emily, his fuck buddy, had her back facing the entrance, naked, and with her big butt ready for some ass loving! And he thought he’s had enough surprises for the day.

They immediately got it on as George was pushed down the couch. Emily then slips down between his legs and sensually plays with my cock using her amazing tongue, as she was able to get my 9-inch cock hard as a quick-drying cement! She then had her back facing in front of him, as she slowly sits down while holding his cock and slowly inserting his throbbing penis inside her tight ass. She moaned a bit - a mix of pleasure and pain - but after a few thrusts, she got herself in fucking rhythm. She leaned her entire body against my chest, and the extreme ass fucking got faster.

George was feeling Emily - her whole body, her inside - with every thrust, and Emily screams in glory every time her butt cheeks hit his pelvis. He was definitely feeling it, as he spreads the inside of her legs from in front, with her still her back against his chest, as he furiously come inside her ass hole. After the anal fudging, he realized that never had this kind of ass fucking before. Having it with Emily, however, who seem to enjoy every minute of it with her bubble butt, must have been one of the most rewarding fuck fest he ever had.

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Recent concert attendees at a performance of pop star, Beyonce Knowles, ended up in the hospital when they got the brunt of a pyrotechnical snafu in their front row seats during a show over the weekend. Minor injuries were reported by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch for the two concert goers, however, Beyonce still took it upon herself to surprise them at the hospital with an impromptu visit in the emergency room at the Barnes-Jewish Hospital.

Having a sexy big butt can really be hazardous to your health!

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Are you “bootylicious” or not? Answer the following booty question.

1.Has anyone ever put (or thought of putting) a wide load sign on your back?
2.Does your butt actually move when you try to shake it?
3.Can you wear low-rider jeans?
4…without your buttcrack showing?
5.Do you know every butt joke there is to know?
6….because you have been on the receiving end of all of them?
7.Does the size or shape of your butt make people stop and stare?
8.Can your butt stop traffic?
9.Have you ever been called bootylicious?
10.When the song “Bootylicious” came out, did you suddenly get extra attention from the opposite sex?

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It’s time for some ass humor.
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Once upon a time, there was an old miner who was traveling through the desert with his trusty mule of many years. All of a sudden, the mule fell over dead. The old man buried his old friend and put up a cross as a grave marker. He wrote on the cross, “My Ass”. Then he continued on his journey.

Years later a town grew nearby the grave. The road into town went right by the marker, so the town adopted the name out of respect for the dead mule. It had become somewhat of an historical site.

Then one day, a traveling salesman, who was lost, wondered into the old desert town, but didn’t notice the marker. He saw a man on the street and stopped to get directions. The salesman asked, “Could you please tell me where I am?”

“Sure,” replied the old man. “You’re right on the edge of My Ass.”

The salesman was puzzled by what the man said, so he decided to ask someone else. He thanked the man and continued to what appeared to be the downtown area. He saw another man walking down the street. He asked, “Please sir, could you please tell me where I am, I seem to be lost.”

The old man promptly replied, “No problem young fella. You’re right smack dab in the middle of My Ass!”

At this point the salesman decided that everyone in the little town was crazy and decided to leave. On the way out of town he spotted a seafood restaurant. He had become quite hungry, so he decided to get something to eat before traveling on to the next town.

The waitress walked over and asked, “What’ll you have stranger?”

The man replied, “I think I’ll have the crab platter.”

The waitress replied, “I’m sorry sir, we’re all out of crabs. My husband looked all over My Ass last night and didn’t find but two and we ate them.”

I had known Sarah for some time and I always noticed what a curvy body she had for such a young girl, especially her round ass. I never failed to complement her, “Nice ass, Sarah. Is your butt your favorite feature?”

“Not at all,” she replies. “Growing up. I always had a big butt, and I was really self-conscious about it. And when you shop with girls they’re usually not built like me, and I couldn’t find jeans that fit. Then I started working in a health clinic, and people would say, ‘You have a really great butt.’ And I’d say, ‘Yeah? Really?”

I told Sarah that she doesn’t have to think that her ass is a liability. On the other hand if somebody does like it then that’s one huge asset.

Sarah was the complete opposite of some girls I’ve met before. Hannah, a sexy blonde just loves to have her sweet ass worshiped when she is getting fucked. She loves to show off her luscious cheeks to give me a sneak peak at her beautiful butt. Oh yeah, I have sunk my face between her crack and slid my tongue all over her ass.

It’s not just a “butt”. Like any other stuff, it has its own story to tell.