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Seymore Butts Anal Teaser Vibrator

Nothing right going for your big butt lately? Maybe this Seymour Butts Anal Teaser Vibrator would get your ass going! Named after the great gonzo director of ass videos, you’re sure to get the best value from your money with this beautifully-shaped ass vibrator!

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This former ‘tween stars are birds that don’t flock the same feathers. Not that they’re different from one another — in fact, both are teen idols and have carved a moderately successful career as recording artists. However, they hate each other like paparazzi love the crazy things they do in public (especially Lohan). With that said, their battle deserves a take from TheAsss.com’s Celebrity Ass-Off! Let their big butts decide which of them wins!

Lindsay Lohan

No longer the cute girl who first appeared on Disney’s The Parent Trap, Lohan is now an aberration of her former self, as she gets her name in the front pages of the tabloids as often as her buds Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Despite her numerous follies and trashy behavior - most of which everyone must have heard of - Lohan is still hot and could easily have her ass tapped in a heartbeat.

Hillary Duff

Also a Disney alumni, Duff got her break as the main character in The Lizzie McGuire Show. After she got old, she did what other people do after leaving Disney: achieve that waif-look and get more kitsch than ever! Releasing an album and doing a string of teen flicks that suck ass until nothing is left from it may be lame but it got her career off the ground. However, compared to Lohan, she has yet to do something real stupid in order to get her more attention.

VERDICT:

Although almost equal in the ass category, their personalities present the difference, which means that Lohan still has a long way to go in terms of building a good rep and stop being stupid. WINNER: HILLARY DUFF

Both are Hollywood A-listers who have one thing in common: they’ve been banged in their big butts by Tinseltown’s resident hunk Brad Pitt. Jolie may have won the battle, as she was able to win Pitt over her ex-wife Aniston, but the war is far from over. Now, Theasss.com will settle the score the score once and for all to see who among the two have the better ass!

Angelina Jolie

This real-life Lara Croft has come a long way since her days from Hackers, as she has won multiple accolades from Award-giving bodies, most notably the Oscars. Immediately after her success as an actress, her popularity exploded when people started to take notice of her good looks, picturesque face, and luscious lips. Of course, this was all before she started turning humanitarian. I mean, sure it’s cool to help people and all, but c’mon, isn’t being on screen revealing your, uh, acting chops help enough?

Jennifer Aniston

Aniston will forever be known as Rachel Green from the ’90s hit sitcom Friends, arguably the funniest television show ever (screw Seinfeld). However, despite her sexy ass and pretty face, she might also be known as the girl who was dumped by Brad Pitt for another hot woman. In spite of this looming negativity shrouding her career, her acting skills are in par with the best of them, if the role serves just right (”Good Girl,” “Friends With Money”).

VERDICT:

Both are hot, sexy, and still in their prime, that it would be hard to decide who has the better ass using these criteria. However, we’ll let Brad Pitt decide for us on this one. WINNER: ANGELINA JOLIE

Jay Sin Gape Lovers anal gaping movie

The beauty of a big butt’s wide-open anus will leave some at awe. You start imagining yourself sticking your cock inside that fine ass until you explode. Well, now, you don’t have to imagine it all! Presenting to you Jay Sin’s Gape Lovers>, a porn flick where ass-mongers sticks not out their dicks inside your juicy asses, but also dildos and vegetables! Here’s an excerpt from a review I found in the Internet:

Aurora Snow, still looking like jailbait after all these years, has Cindy Crawford on a leash, and neither of them is interested in waiting around for romance. Although Aurora is at least nominally the dome, the leash doesn’t much matter — both of them are aggressive and dirty, and they pry each other open, smack each other’s jiggling flesh, and generally lick, finger and suck each other with abandon. They pound each other’s assholes with a couple of big toys and get off handily. No guy comes along to intrude, and they don’t need one — these two girls have all they need without some clown’s dick intruding.

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Creampies, particularly anal creampies, are nothing new to big butt connoisseurs. However, it is in fact one of the more obscured acts during sexual intercourse, as discovered by Gram Ponante in his editorial Porn Stash. Here is an excerpt from his article:

According to a poll I conducted outside Gamelink’s sprawling San Francisco campus, 72 percent of legal age men (not porn stars) had sex with a woman who had given birth. Thus, sex with a MILF can be considered a normal part of someone’s sexual diet.

It is when I asked about creampies that I drew blank stares.

“It’s a porn thing, right?” asked a student at San Francisco’s Cordon Bleu School who had, in fact, had sex with a MILF that very morning.

“Oh Yes.”

And this is tragic, because it is evidence that porn has made a generation of people think that male gratification doesn’t exist unless evidence of it is deposited on the face, breasts, belly, ass, or windshield of one’s partner.

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John Leslie video Brianna Love - Her Fine Sexy Self

Brianna Love may currently be the hottest ‘big butt‘ in the porn industry. Her picturesque face and amazing ass has been featured in over a hundred ass xxx films and counting! One of her films, John Leslie’s Brianna Love - Her Fine Sexy Self, has received glowing reviews for its titillating scenes and storyline, just like her films usually do. Here’s an excerpt from a piece I found on the ‘Net:

All the sex scenes are well-shot, hardcore and entirely worthy to carry the Evil Angel banner, and Brianna Love herself is hot in the sack, if a little chirpy and blonde for my taste. She does love the dick, and she takes a pounding every time a new scene comes along. Her first scene is a threesome with Mr. Pete and Mark Wood, a nooner in which Mr. Pete gets out his camera and records their antics. They flirt with the double penetration, but stick to anal, at least for this first scene, and Brianna Love is both energetic and dirty. Her second scene is a foursome, this time with Jon Jon, Jean-Claude Baptiste, and Darryl Hanah, all three of whom she has picked up in the bar. Hanah is an older blonde, a little hard-used, but her role calls for it; the two girls take on the two big black guys in various combinations and positions, and there is more anal, although still no DP.

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Briana Banks in Briana Loves Double Anal

Briana Bank’s smokin’ hot physique, big butt, and long legs could easily fool anyone of her being a model. Although she is not blazing the runway and strutting her stuff, what she is right is something more, how would I say this, eye-opening. And no, she’s not a philosopher! She’s a porn star, and she’s one of the most popular right now! She has done numerous adult flicks in her young career, but one that truly stands out is her butt-smashing hit Briana Loves Double Anal. Here’s an excerpt from one of the scenes in the film:

The first scene from Briana Loves Double Anal stars Briana Banks herself with former boyfriend Bobby Vitale and industry stalwart Erik Everhard, both of whom are more than happy to toss Briana around like a rag doll. When she shows up from a hard day of walking on the beach (and apparently sucking some random cock), the boys don’t mind turning off the football game to double-team her — even if she hadn’t announced that she’s especially horny, they’re ready to go.

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Jenna Haze Evil Anal

Jenna Haze is a star in the big butt porn category, having done more than 200 films of being in the receiving end of a double anal penetration! In Evil Anal #2, however, Haze takes on single anal action from Manuel Ferrara in this 40-minutes butt-busting action.

Below is an excerpt of how events unfolded as the scene went along.

In turn, Manuel puts in his due diligence and spends a while in the valley eating Jenna’s pussy, about which Jenna is just as vocal, if not more so. He buries his face in that glorious ass for a while but can’t wait any longer and lays her down on the floor to slide into her from behind. He barely manages to get his pants off, but once he does, he fucks her in the spoon position and then in reverse cowgirl to the sweet accompaniment of her more-or-less nonstop orgasmic cries.

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Belladonna and Lexi Love in Belladonna’s Butthole Whores

What Belladonna has that no other big butt porn star has is the passion to get wasted and violated in the ass until her anus becomes sized like a sugar-coated donut! Along with Lexi Love, who’s also an ass-monger herself, both women did a scene on Belladonna’s Butthole Whores worth 52 minutes of ass-mazing buttfuck galore! Below is an excerpt from a blow-by-blow write-up I saw from a site:

By the seven-minute mark, she’s working her magic on Lexi with her tongue, her fingers, and the toy, which looks like a nightstick with curves, and Lexi is moaning up a storm. Bella works her pussy and ass at the same time. They both keep up the wordplay, talking dirty to each other, and at ten minutes, Bella asks if Lexi wants to taste her dirty hole – of course she does – and moves up so the two girls can kiss while Bella keeps fingering Lexi’s ass. Watching Belladonna kiss girls is always a treat – she does it the way you want dirty girls to kiss each other, hungry and sloppy and almost frantic.

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