Welcome to Celebrity Ass-Off, a series of blog entries where celebrities are pitted against each other to see who’s got the best big butt!
First off, two of the hottest Jessicas in Hollywood - Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba (Sorry, Jessica Simpson) - will finally settle once and for all which has the better ass.
She’s currently the sexiest and most sought-after woman in Hollywood, and with good reason. Her feature roles in The Fantastic Four, Sin City, and Honey have put a lot of butts on theater seats. Not to mention, her steamy ass shots in Into The Blue will definitely ignite a sexual fire on your loins.
This 7th Heaven co-star has finally gotten over the hump of being a sweet postergirl, and is now full-fledged sex symbol that even had Justin Timberlake knocking on her door. Biel saw her take more daring roles in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Blade III: Trinity. However, it is in I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry that she was able to display her butt in all its natural glory.
VERDICT:
Biel may be on the rise, but everybody else knows who’s on top of the ass heap. WINNER: JESSICA ALBA






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