This former ‘tween stars are birds that don’t flock the same feathers. Not that they’re different from one another — in fact, both are teen idols and have carved a moderately successful career as recording artists. However, they hate each other like paparazzi love the crazy things they do in public (especially Lohan). With that said, their battle deserves a take from TheAsss.com’s Celebrity Ass-Off! Let their big butts decide which of them wins!
No longer the cute girl who first appeared on Disney’s The Parent Trap, Lohan is now an aberration of her former self, as she gets her name in the front pages of the tabloids as often as her buds Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Despite her numerous follies and trashy behavior - most of which everyone must have heard of - Lohan is still hot and could easily have her ass tapped in a heartbeat.
Also a Disney alumni, Duff got her break as the main character in The Lizzie McGuire Show. After she got old, she did what other people do after leaving Disney: achieve that waif-look and get more kitsch than ever! Releasing an album and doing a string of teen flicks that suck ass until nothing is left from it may be lame but it got her career off the ground. However, compared to Lohan, she has yet to do something real stupid in order to get her more attention.
VERDICT:
Although almost equal in the ass category, their personalities present the difference, which means that Lohan still has a long way to go in terms of building a good rep and stop being stupid. WINNER: HILLARY DUFF







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