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Two of the biggest retro sex symbols finally go ass-to-ass in this battle of the ages! Which one of them has the classiest and biggest butt of them all? Read on…

MARILYN MONROE

Her achievement in film is unparralleled, making her perhaps one of the highly-respected Hollywood sex symbols in the world. Her influence resonates well in the annals of popular culture, from music to fashion. Not to mention, she has the distinction of being the first cover girl in the history of Playboy. No one, and I mean no one, can ever replace that.

BETTIE PAGE

Whereas Monroe achieved success through publicity, Page reveled in the obscure. Her classic bondage poses and bold photoshoots (at that time) were complete contrasts of the bright lights and glamour of Tinseltown. Despite this, Page won admiration from a small group of admirers, which grew into an underground community, and finally, mainstream consciousness.

VERDICT:

Perhaps the most difficult Ass-Off to judge, both women are equal in terms of, well, everything; both are ass-tastic in their own right, so it’s probably best to leave them be in their hallowed places in Hollywood history. WINNER: NONE