They kicked her off Dancing With the Stars, but she’s still fox-trotting through our minds — ass first.
Kim Kardashian has the kind of ridonkulous assets that lead to rampant speculation about ass surgery, butt implants, and secret trips to Brazil.
For the record, I don’t care if the ass is fake or not. Those Marilyn Monroe-esque curves defy all reason.
Prime time television didn’t show her any love, but maybe if she had recreated the dance from this Pussycat Dolls striptease video, she wouldn’t have gotten beaten out by 82-year old GILF Cloris Leachman.




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