Two of the biggest retro sex symbols finally go ass-to-ass in this battle of the ages! Which one of them has the classiest and biggest butt of them all? Read on…
MARILYN MONROE
Her achievement in film is unparralleled, making her perhaps one of the highly-respected Hollywood sex symbols in the world. Her influence resonates well in the annals of popular culture, from music to fashion. Not to mention, she has the distinction of being the first cover girl in the history of Playboy. No one, and I mean no one, can ever replace that.
BETTIE PAGE
Whereas Monroe achieved success through publicity, Page reveled in the obscure. Her classic bondage poses and bold photoshoots (at that time) were complete contrasts of the bright lights and glamour of Tinseltown. Despite this, Page won admiration from a small group of admirers, which grew into an underground community, and finally, mainstream consciousness.
VERDICT:
Perhaps the most difficult Ass-Off to judge, both women are equal in terms of, well, everything; both are ass-tastic in their own right, so it’s probably best to leave them be in their hallowed places in Hollywood history. WINNER: NONE
If it weren’t for Tyra Banks cat-walking away from modeling and making a name for herself as a talk show host, the feud between her and Naomi Campbell would still be as hot as, well, the both of them wearing bikinis. These ebony beauties make a compelling case as to which one of them is the top Black model, and for the first time, Celebrity Ass Off will take the model’s big butt down the wire!
TYRA BANKS
What’s most impressive about Banks is her stellar list of accomplishments outside her modeling career. Not only does she have the Tyra Banks Show, but she had appeared on screen taking on different roles from different shows, most notably her first full-screen debut in Higher Learning, where she played her role to a tee. She’s perhaps one of the few models that survived modeling without losing any of her allure.
NAOMI CAMPBELL
Despite her legal problems and drug addiction, nobody does it better than Campbell in a runway. Her signature walk has attained pop culture status and is imitated by Beyonce in her song “Get Me Bodied.” On the other hand, her affairs with notable Hollywood A-list actors and high-profile businessmen has ’supermodel’ written all over it. Lastly, unlike Banks, Campbell has maintained her waif and chic appearance after all these years.
VERDICT:
Despite leading to a draw, it is too obvious to deny who has the bigger butt between the two of them, literally. WINNER: TYRA BANKS
Hollywoodtuna discovered this outrageously hot girl from the beaches of Brazil! And man, Giorga Palmas may not be a celebrity but with that Latina booty, she should be. She’s undiscovered ass country. She can beat Adriana Lima, Vida Guerra and even J.Lo’s Latina ass.
I just moan in delight as my peepers are cast on that nice tight and perky ass cheeks.
Looking at her makes me want to bury my face in that loveliness that is Giorga Palmas’ ass. This is ass heaven!
Here’s Keeley Hazell As Kylie Minogue!Watch more free videos here. Aside from William Shakespeare, David Beckham, and spotted dick (!), Keeley Hazell and her big butt may be the next best export England has ever had. This 20-year old bombshell has graced the covers of numerous male-oriented magazine and is on the verge to stardom. Her sex tape released last January may have done a lot to fan the flame into a raging fire, but I wouldn’t totally count it. It’s her juicy ass, aside from her E-cup breasts, that is responsible for causing this media uproar in her favor. If you don’t believe, then check her ass video out!
God has been good to Vida Guerra. To most men who know her, she is a goddess! As someone had said, she’s like “Frito Lays”, meaning addictive. When you see her big luscious booty, you know God has been good to her!
Born in Havana, Cuba, Vida Guerra moved with her family to the United States soon after, ending up in the town of Perth Amboy, New Jersey. While growing up, she entered several fashion shows modeling swim wear and appeared in a few music videos.
She is now a popular actress, singer and an FHM model staple. She recently posed in Playboy last year.
Step aside, J.Lo. because this hot Latina has a big butt that can kick yours!
If you lived inside a rock for decades, our ass queen Rebecca modeled swimsuits for Sports Illustrated magazine and lingerie for Victoria’s Secret. She also was the host of MTV’s House of Style from 1998 to 2000. Romijn, a polyglot, is fluent in French and Dutch. Rebecca is a fixture on annual lists of the beautiful women by publications such as Maxim (2003-2007), AskMen.com (2001-,2003, 2005-2006) and FHM (2000-2005[5])
In 2000’s X-Men, Romijn had her first major movie role as “Mystique”; she returned to the role in 2003’s sequel X2: X-Men United, and again for X-Men: The Last Stand (2006). In these movies her costume consisted of blue makeup and some strategically placed prosthetics on her otherwise nude body.
Hollywood actor Jerry O’Connell recently wed the model/actress last summer and is now busy making a new family.
She may already be taken. But she can still be the big butt girl of our dreams!
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She has undeniably a sexy big butt. Be electrified with Carmen’s nice ass.
Carmen Electra became so popular among Playboy readers she was featured four times. with her second appearance in June 1997. She subsequently graced the cover twice, in December 2000 and April 2003. In the Playboy Cyber Club, she was the first woman invited to be a celebrity guest photographer; she chose Playmate Jennifer Walcott as her subject model.
Electra has appeared in several films, such as Good Burger (1997), The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999), the horror spoof Scary Movie (2000) and also appeared in Scary Movie 4 (2006), Epic Movie (2007), “Date Movie” (2007) and the remake of the 1970s TV show Starsky & Hutch (2004). She won an MTV Movie Award (best kiss) for Starsky & Hutch. Her acting work is generally panned by critics.
But I’m one critic who gives her a good cock up! With her great ass-ets, Carmen will always Electra-fy me. I say again, she has undeniably one sexy ass. Carmen’s nice ass will continue to make her a winner for me.
Buffie Carruth was born on January 7, 1978, in Athens, Georgia. The third child in a family of seven, Buffie struggled with her siblings to survive on her single mother’s meager salary. Although money was tight, there was never a shortage of love and affection, and Buffie still recalls her childhood as being a time of innocence and joy.
It was also a time when Buffie could easily slide into a pair of size 3 jeans. That all changed nearly a decade ago when Buffie’s formerly lithe physique naturally transformed into the 34-27-45 booty-shaking dimensions we know and love today. Regardless of whether the transformation was the result of fate or hormones, Buffie’s new body presented her with a number of career options.
Ever the opportunist, Buffie made the most of her phenomenal physique by beginning a career as a stripper. Not surprisingly, her voluptuous frame caught the imagination of fans and photographers alike, and after a little convincing, Buffie agreed to start a second gig as a glamour model.
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It proved to be a savvy choice, and within months, this big-bodied babe was appearing in revealing spreads in glossy publications like XXL, Vibe, Black Men, King, Smooth, and FEDS.
Move over Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce Knowles!
Vida Guerra is a lot like a Lay’s chip. Yes, she may be a good thing in a small package, but that’s not what we’re getting at. Take one look at her and then look away. Try to deny yourself another glance. It’s impossible right? Exactly. Betcha can’t see her just once.
The point is, this woman is addictive. That booty of hers makes you shake your head in disbelief; it’s proof that God truly is a great artist. Those who crowned Jennifer Lopez global booty-queen now have to reconsider their choice.
“I like big butts” Sir Mix-A-Lot’s song comes to mind when we gaze at Vida Guerra and her wonderful assets. Her famous bootylicious feature needs no further description, but we could spend all day talking about Vida’s body and cute, Cuban face. Her small, compact figure and very perky busts are nothing to sneeze at either.
