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There’s nothing like a nice ass to greet you after work. One, two, three…say ASS!

When I saw this amazing ass workout video, I was speechless. Six minutes of pure ass heaven as I sat down and enjoyed the ass view. The first few minutes is a treat but check out the black chick doing crunches. My mouth suddenly went dry.

Thank you, Youtube! You really made my big ass day!

You know we’re going to feature her big butt sooner or later. Even pregnant (and still hush hush about it, even though it’s quite evident that there’s a bun in her oven), this bitch from Brooklyn can still whip up her ass. But I’d rather see her before she got pregnant.

So here it is, courtesy of Youtube. Enjoy that fine Latina ass that could only belong to Jennifer Lopez!

This former ‘tween stars are birds that don’t flock the same feathers. Not that they’re different from one another — in fact, both are teen idols and have carved a moderately successful career as recording artists. However, they hate each other like paparazzi love the crazy things they do in public (especially Lohan). With that said, their battle deserves a take from TheAsss.com’s Celebrity Ass-Off! Let their big butts decide which of them wins!

Lindsay Lohan

No longer the cute girl who first appeared on Disney’s The Parent Trap, Lohan is now an aberration of her former self, as she gets her name in the front pages of the tabloids as often as her buds Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Despite her numerous follies and trashy behavior - most of which everyone must have heard of - Lohan is still hot and could easily have her ass tapped in a heartbeat.

Hillary Duff

Also a Disney alumni, Duff got her break as the main character in The Lizzie McGuire Show. After she got old, she did what other people do after leaving Disney: achieve that waif-look and get more kitsch than ever! Releasing an album and doing a string of teen flicks that suck ass until nothing is left from it may be lame but it got her career off the ground. However, compared to Lohan, she has yet to do something real stupid in order to get her more attention.

VERDICT:

Although almost equal in the ass category, their personalities present the difference, which means that Lohan still has a long way to go in terms of building a good rep and stop being stupid. WINNER: HILLARY DUFF

Both are Hollywood A-listers who have one thing in common: they’ve been banged in their big butts by Tinseltown’s resident hunk Brad Pitt. Jolie may have won the battle, as she was able to win Pitt over her ex-wife Aniston, but the war is far from over. Now, Theasss.com will settle the score the score once and for all to see who among the two have the better ass!

Angelina Jolie

This real-life Lara Croft has come a long way since her days from Hackers, as she has won multiple accolades from Award-giving bodies, most notably the Oscars. Immediately after her success as an actress, her popularity exploded when people started to take notice of her good looks, picturesque face, and luscious lips. Of course, this was all before she started turning humanitarian. I mean, sure it’s cool to help people and all, but c’mon, isn’t being on screen revealing your, uh, acting chops help enough?

Jennifer Aniston

Aniston will forever be known as Rachel Green from the ’90s hit sitcom Friends, arguably the funniest television show ever (screw Seinfeld). However, despite her sexy ass and pretty face, she might also be known as the girl who was dumped by Brad Pitt for another hot woman. In spite of this looming negativity shrouding her career, her acting skills are in par with the best of them, if the role serves just right (”Good Girl,” “Friends With Money”).

VERDICT:

Both are hot, sexy, and still in their prime, that it would be hard to decide who has the better ass using these criteria. However, we’ll let Brad Pitt decide for us on this one. WINNER: ANGELINA JOLIE

Jenna Haze Evil Anal

Jenna Haze is a star in the big butt porn category, having done more than 200 films of being in the receiving end of a double anal penetration! In Evil Anal #2, however, Haze takes on single anal action from Manuel Ferrara in this 40-minutes butt-busting action.

Below is an excerpt of how events unfolded as the scene went along.

In turn, Manuel puts in his due diligence and spends a while in the valley eating Jenna’s pussy, about which Jenna is just as vocal, if not more so. He buries his face in that glorious ass for a while but can’t wait any longer and lays her down on the floor to slide into her from behind. He barely manages to get his pants off, but once he does, he fucks her in the spoon position and then in reverse cowgirl to the sweet accompaniment of her more-or-less nonstop orgasmic cries.

Read the rest of the Jenna Haze Evil Anal review and watch her scene on Video-on-Demand

If it weren’t for Tyra Banks cat-walking away from modeling and making a name for herself as a talk show host, the feud between her and Naomi Campbell would still be as hot as, well, the both of them wearing bikinis. These ebony beauties make a compelling case as to which one of them is the top Black model, and for the first time, Celebrity Ass Off will take the model’s big butt down the wire!

TYRA BANKS

What’s most impressive about Banks is her stellar list of accomplishments outside her modeling career. Not only does she have the Tyra Banks Show, but she had appeared on screen taking on different roles from different shows, most notably her first full-screen debut in Higher Learning, where she played her role to a tee. She’s perhaps one of the few models that survived modeling without losing any of her allure.

NAOMI CAMPBELL

Despite her legal problems and drug addiction, nobody does it better than Campbell in a runway. Her signature walk has attained pop culture status and is imitated by Beyonce in her song “Get Me Bodied.” On the other hand, her affairs with notable Hollywood A-list actors and high-profile businessmen has ’supermodel’ written all over it. Lastly, unlike Banks, Campbell has maintained her waif and chic appearance after all these years.

VERDICT:

Despite leading to a draw, it is too obvious to deny who has the bigger butt between the two of them, literally. WINNER: TYRA BANKS

Both women have won the hearts of men with their catchy songs and awesome dance moves. Now, see them go head-to-head to determine who’s the most beautiful liar–er– I mean, big butt of them all!

BEYONCE

Ever since Destiny’s Child broke up, Beyonce has been tearing up the scenes - both music and entertainment. Ever since her single “Crazy In Love” off her hit record Dangerously In Love, she has gone on to become one of the top-selling female acts in the world. On the other hand, her feature appearance in the Oscar-winning film “Dreamgirls” has definitely elevated her into the upper echelons of Hollywood. These alone would have men drooling all over her, and I have yet to talk about her booty!

SHAKIRA

This petite Latina took a while before breaking into international mainstream success. Aside from being an artist, she is known for her mesmerizing and hypnotic belly dancing featured in music videos “Whenever, Wherever” and “Hips Don’t Lie.” The way her ass gyrates and weaves with ease is exasperatingly hot! By the way, she also speaks four different languages. Yeah right, like it’s gonna matter now.

THE VERDICT:

They both definitely have asses to die for, but in the end, success and awards are what determine a fine ass! WINNER: BEYONCE

Welcome to Celebrity Ass-Off, a series of blog entries where celebrities are pitted against each other to see who’s got the best big butt!

First off, two of the hottest Jessicas in Hollywood - Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba (Sorry, Jessica Simpson) - will finally settle once and for all which has the better ass.

JESSICA ALBA

She’s currently the sexiest and most sought-after woman in Hollywood, and with good reason. Her feature roles in The Fantastic Four, Sin City, and Honey have put a lot of butts on theater seats. Not to mention, her steamy ass shots in Into The Blue will definitely ignite a sexual fire on your loins.

JESSICA BIEL

This 7th Heaven co-star has finally gotten over the hump of being a sweet postergirl, and is now full-fledged sex symbol that even had Justin Timberlake knocking on her door. Biel saw her take more daring roles in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Blade III: Trinity. However, it is in I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry that she was able to display her butt in all its natural glory.

VERDICT:

Biel may be on the rise, but everybody else knows who’s on top of the ass heap. WINNER: JESSICA ALBA