Both have pretty much done and achieved everything in their lifetime: had a successful modeling career, graced covers of male-oriented magazines, and, to cap things off, released a steamy sex tape that shocked the foundations of a normal male. We’re taking here of Paris Hilton and Keeley Hazell, two of the naughtiest and finest asses on this side of the planet, as they go ass-to-ass and determine whose butt rules supreme in this edition of Celebrity Ass-Off!
Keeley Hazell
Like her DDD-cup breast size, Hazell is destined for great things. She scored the second highest position in FHM’s Most Sexiest Women In The World for the second straight year, an impressive feat for a woman who started living life under the limelight in 2004. What’s even scarier is that this hot ass vixen just turned 21 years old this September, which gives men something to watch out for in years to come!
Paris Hilton
Wherever there’s controversy, there goes Paris Hilton! Much as been said about her in the media (ya think??) that everybody have heard at least one of her misadventures. However, she has effectively played her media mileage that you gotta wonder who’s fooling who. Regardless, her well-documented spat with Hollywood A-listers and the recent release from prison has simply made a lot of tabloids and entertainment magazines alike filthy rich.
VERDICT:
Unless you’re into skinny chicks who’ve become a shadow of their former selves, the answer has her huge ass and tits staring right in front of you. WINNER: KEELEY HAZELL
Aside from producing successful recording artists in the music industry for the past six years, American Idol has also made significant contributions to the ass world by introducing two of its hottest contestants: Kelly Clarkson and Katharine McPhee. Both can sing, and the camera loves them, but who has the most superior butt? Find out here on Celebrity Ass-Off!
Kelly Clarkson
Among the American Idol winners from the past, Clarkson is still the best of the lot. Her versatile and powerful voice is considered one of the best in the industry, and her successful string of singles (which peaked with “Since U Been Gone” from the album Breakaway) is still going strong. Aside from her amazing set of pipes, her sweet looks and nice ass had made her an even more popular personality in the business.However, don’t expect her to go daring on you now. At least, not just yet.
Kelly Clarkson
Although McPhee settled for runner-up status in last year’s Idol, there is no doubt that she has the hottest ass among all the finalists. Her rendition of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” may have melted hearts and shed tears, but when all’s been said and done, her ass rules supreme. There is no way you cannot deny her piece of ass when it comes knocking of your door!
VERDICT:
Clarkson may have the upper hand over talent and skill, but since we’re chauvinistic pigs, the one with the most beautiful ass had to win! WINNER: Katharine McPhee
They are entering their prime, something that every Hollywood star hope to avoid, but make no mistake that Monica Bellucci and Julianne Moore has the appeal and sultriness that surpasses even the hottest female stars of today. Hence, it is appropriate to celebrate their beauty by pitting their asses against each other to see who has the better celebrity butt!
MONICA BELLUCCI
Her picteresque face and curvaceous bod was first introduced overseas in “Malena.” It’s a good thing Hollywood picked up this sizzling Italian brunette for movies “The Matrix” and “The Passion Of Christ,” two of which Bellucci played the role to a tee. What’s even more amazing is that she is not afraid to take up challenging roles such as that in “Irreversible.” Not recommended for public viewing, but only because Bellucci was seen naked - ass and all - in the film makes this somewhat of a must-see.
JULIANNE MOORE
Moore is an actresses’ actress who knows what roles to pick and how to play it. This award-nominated redhead is acknowledged for her versatility on the big screen, with a filmography that would impress a hard-nut critic. Most notably, her role as porn actress in “Boogie Nights” has men wanting for more
VERDICT:
The fact that Belucci has made a career out of showing more skin than required (only if executed tastefully, of course) almost makes this an ass landslide. WINNER: MONICA BELLUCCI
The biggest names in the adult industry go one-on-one in this edition of Celebrity Ass-Off. Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick have made a living sucking cocks and getting fucked in every hole on their bodies. Now, there will be no need for cocks to be sucked or pussies and ass holes to be banged - they’re just here to know which of them has the better pornstar ass!
JENNA JAMESON
There is a logical explanation why Jameson is called “The Queen of Porn.” Simply put, there is nothing else that this woman needs to do in the industry, proven by the numerous awards she has won with the XRCO and AVN. Although she claims to have stopped doing pornographic roles, her fine ass have definitely made its mark in the minds of porn lovers everywhere.
TERA PATRICK
Her exotic looks and tight body has made her one of porn’s most valuable commodities. Just like Jameson, Patrick has been a collector of accolades from adult’s award-giving bodies. However, what Jameson has yet to pull off is to appear on the cover of FHM, something that Patrick appeared on last year.
VERDICT:
This could easily have been a tie if they were judged solely for their work and contributions. However, since Jameson has called it quits with her adult career while Patrick is still pretty active in the scene, longevity will have to play the deciding role. WINNER: TERA PATRICK
Here’s Keeley Hazell As Kylie Minogue!Watch more free videos here. Aside from William Shakespeare, David Beckham, and spotted dick (!), Keeley Hazell and her big butt may be the next best export England has ever had. This 20-year old bombshell has graced the covers of numerous male-oriented magazine and is on the verge to stardom. Her sex tape released last January may have done a lot to fan the flame into a raging fire, but I wouldn’t totally count it. It’s her juicy ass, aside from her E-cup breasts, that is responsible for causing this media uproar in her favor. If you don’t believe, then check her ass video out!
As much as everybody would deny it, the secret to a big butt is through exercise, particularly squat exercises. However, it came to our attention that squats do not deserve to be touted as THE glute buster. In fact, every conceivable ass workout (step ups, lunges, and hip extensions) are just as effective as squat exercises.
The American Council on Exercise was kind enough to conduct studies and provide information about the ass exercises. Below is their short information regarding quadruped hip extensions:
Quadruped Hip Extensions - On your hands and knees, slightly contract your abdominals to stabilize your torso and spine. Lift one leg up, keeping the knee bent at 90 degrees. Lift the leg until the bottom of the foot is pointing toward the ceiling and the leg is lined up with the body. Repeat on the same side for eight to 12 reps. Change legs.
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Now is the chance for women to turn their flat ass into a big butt with Brazilian butt lift. Below is a short description of what the procedure is all about:
The brazilian butt lift is a type of butt augmentation procedure which results in a youthful, prominent, perky buttocks and a more sensual body profile. People of all ages are having the butt lift procedure. Dr. Rodriguez removes fat from selected areas of your body, purifies the fat, then reinjects selected donor fat cells into your buttocks. The process of fat reinjection involves scores or hundreds of injections. The procedure is designed to fill the upper quadrant of your buttocks so that the ass appears lifted and perky. The resulting effect is that the woman appears more attractive and sensuous.
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To gain muscle (whether it’s on your big butt or somewhere else) you have to do two things: eat more calories than you burn and strength train with heavy weights. Keep in mind:
- You can’t choose where you gain weight. If you start eating more and lifting weights, there’s no guarantee your butt will reap the benefits
- The shape of your booty is primarily based on genetics. Take a look at your parents or other relatives and you’ll probably notice that you have inherited some of their genes.
- Doing lower body exercises (along with upper body training and cardio, of course) and eating more calories than you burn can help you build muscle but your genetics will decide how much your ass can really change.
- There isn’t a magic exercise that will make your booty change.
That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t lift weights–lifting makes your muscles strong and firm and the more muscle you have, the higher your metabolism will be. Some of the best exercises for your butt include squats, deadlifts and lunges, so incorporate those weekly.
Here are some ass exercises for big butts! to make your girl’s ass even more delicious! See how one would train and work out for a sculpted ass. Watch a demonstration doing a lying ass bridge, glute kickbacks, ass raises and leg lifts. Here’s a big ass girl showing a few butt exercises. Look at her shake her best ass! Because there’s nothing more nice than a good trim muscled ass on a woman!
