Theasss

Booty shorts are the new thong.

We have nothing against thongs (in fact, some of our favorite asses have been spotted in them), but when it comes to women’s undergarments, sometimes more is more. A longtime stripper staple, booty shorts flatter nearly any figure with their hip-hugging, low-riding style. Even good girls have been spotted wearing them, thanks to a plethora of models that range from sexy to conservative.

I love booty. While legs, breasts and rest of the female body are all appealing, if I had to call myself man and preface it with one female body part of it would be a black booty. I have always considered myself a  connoisseur of the female posterior.

I guess I will always search for the hottest ass I can find. I have this wild idea of a reality show so I can devour checking on the best black booty. What do you think? Damn, freaking hot idea!

The search would start like any other reality show. Basically I will tell girls that I’m doing research across the country looking for the best asses and offer them a couple of hundred bucks to come with me for an interview and closer inspection of their black booty.

Round, plump and full are three criteria that will entitle them to join the search.

The search is on…

BEYONCE KNOWLES

She is undoubtedly the bootylicious queen
and who doesn’t want to have a piece of her ass?