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Angelina Jolie has a beautiful face, a great body with a fine ass. Everybody loves her. Pornstars have their stage names inspired by her. Even her face and body were used in that recent movie Beowulf. Angelina is a cottage industry of her own.

Let’s hope that motherhood and age treats her body kindly, because I would like to see more of her amazing ass.

They kicked her off Dancing With the Stars, but she’s still fox-trotting through our minds — ass first.

Kim Kardashian has the kind of ridonkulous assets that lead to rampant speculation about ass surgery, butt implants, and secret trips to Brazil.

For the record, I don’t care if the ass is fake or not. Those Marilyn Monroe-esque curves defy all reason.

Prime time television didn’t show her any love, but maybe if she had recreated the dance from this Pussycat Dolls striptease video, she wouldn’t have gotten beaten out by 82-year old GILF Cloris Leachman.

She may not share the epic proportions of Beyonce, but Kelly Rowland has definitely gone to become her own. Although this ex-member of Destiny’s Child has tasted immediate success with “Dilemma” (feat. Nelly) in 2003, she has slowly and steadily faded from the spotlight. Still, this talented big butt has recently released her latest album entitled Ms. Kelly, which has sold thousands more copies than her debut. Time will tell whether this fine ass will once again ascend to the top.

This Brazilian model has her sexy butt featured on Maybelline and Victoria’s Secret, and is listed as the 7th sexiest women by FHM. Yep, she’s THAT hot. Ever since she finished second in the 1996 Ford Supermodel of the World, Adriana Lima signed to Elite Model Management, and the rest, should I say, is fashion model history. Modeling for Giorgio Armani, Ralph Lauren, and GUESS? has placed her ass on the top of the fashion industry in no time. For those unfamiliar, check out her work with Victoria’s Secret so you can start salivating all over her hotness!

Brooke Burke is a hot MILF gifted with a pair of big tits and ass. Ever since I’ve seen her on Wild On!, she has that combination of being sexy and a lady. Thank God, she replaced Jules Asner from that gig. Her trim sun-kissed body with those luscious boobs and amazing ass is just right for the show. Brooke surely got my attention!

Her nude photos in Maxim, Stuff, FHM and Playboy has got my blood running. Even after giving birth to three daughters, Brooke still looks hot everyway you see her. I’m just hoping, this goddess would do a porno. She’s perfect for it. Especially with that ass! Brooke can teach Paris and all the other starlets a thing or too on the art of ass allure!

Aisha Tyler has come a long way from being hosts of lame duck television shows. After doing Talk Soup and 5th Wheel, this celebrated big butt has scored guesting duties in a couple of movies and television series, most notably in Friends, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, 24, and Ghost Whisperer, Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, Balls Of Fury, and God knows where else. Her workhorse efforts has made her one of the rising stars that are bound to make it big time in Hollywood, so expect this sexy ass to blast her way up to stardom anytime soon!

Thanks to Maxim for the pics!

Being raised by a devout Catholic family may take its toll on some, but for Sofia Vergara, it only led her to become one of the most popular women with a big butt in Columbia. Of course, as every daughter raised by a modest and well-off family, she was shy and apprehensive at first to shoot her very first commercial with Pepsi, but after getting the green light from her schoolteachers, she rolled along with it, and things got a little steamy ever since. Her ass has appeared on countless Hollywood television shows and movies, and there’s no stopping Vergara!

Just one more look at Beyonce’s ass. Her ass is heavenly. I wonder if Jay-Z knows how everyone is envious of him. He has in his arms a nice piece of superstar ass!

For those who aren’t familiar with Fernanda Tavares, you are missing out on one of the hottest Brazilian big butts in the modeling world! After winning “Elite Look Of The Year” in local shows at the age of 13, great things were excepted from her, and boy did she deliver! Despite being widely recognized by the world’s biggest designers and having promoted numerous brands, Tavares has still yet to tap her ass, er, I mean, true potential!

Beyonce is the epitome of grand big black ass. She can sing. She can act. She can shake some serious booty! She even has the look! I couldn’t help but agree when she was the lone model in last year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. She has enough black booty to share to everyone!

Beyonce continues to go strong and everyone will love her. Just as long as she continues to display her talents in making men’s blood run hot! One booty shaking number is enough.