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Battle: Mariah Carey vs. Jennifer Lopez
By Manny Kentros
Entertainment Correspondent

It is time, once again, for the AskMen.com celebrity showdown. This week we bring you the battle of the “Ditzy Divas“.

In the blue corner, we have the glittery songbird. Wearing little else than thin strings to cover her oversized chest, she has sold tens of millions of albums worldwide and can belt out a tune as fine as the next diva. She is now starring in her own movie, Glitter; ladies and gents, let’s welcome Mariah Carey.

In the red corner, we have the ultimate cross-media entertainer. Wearing little else than a g-string to cover her oversized booty, she has sold tens of millions of albums worldwide and became the first artist to be have both the #1 album and #1 movie at the same time. Let’s welcome the incomparable, Jennifer “J-Lo” Lopez.

They are both multi-platinum artists who wear skimpy clothing, but that is about all they have in common. Brace yourselves for the catfight of the century!

Most likely to have been a crybaby

Mariah Carey
How else would you guys explain her having pipes that can hit those high notes for so long? Lately she sounds like the old lady next door howling after getting her thumb stuck in a clothes pin.

Most likely to have been a diaper model

J-Lo
Jennifer gets the nod here. She’s been putting that booty to good use for years, and we think she got some early practice as a Pampers-girl. Mariah auditioned for the part too, but she did not seem to understand that she had to stop crying at some point.

Most likely to endorse Prozac

Mariah Carey
Considering she’s lost most of her marbles lately and she more than likely needs a daily double dose of the happy drug, we think she may like the company so much that she’ll become their top spokesbabe in no time flat. Heck, her weight shoots up and down so much they could have a new Prozac diet pill and make a killing!

Most likely to get a venereal disease

Mariah Carey
We figure that she’ll need a lot of reassurance when she gets out of the “hospital” and who better to give her that reassurance than all the guys that star in her videos?

Highest IQ

J-Lo
She was smart enough to dump P. Diddy and everything she touches turns to gold. Mariah was dumb enough to dump Tommy Mottola and she’ll soon find out that her touch isn’t necessarily enough to make a project “Glitter,” if you guys catch my drift.

Most likely to toss some salad

Mariah Carey
Her next stop is the big house, where she’ll learn to use that big mouth for something other than yelling at people. We hope she doesn’t forget to bring some salad dressing because that famous “prison variety” dressing apparently tastes pretty crappy.

One-on-one

J-Lo
We think J-Lo would turn Mariah into stuffed turkey if they were to go at it one-on-one. You can take the girl out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the girl. As they say in the fight game: bring it, don’t sing it. Too bad all Mariah can do is sing.

Most likely to lip synch

J-Lo
She can sing, but not as well as Mariah. Not to mention that with all that dancing and jumping around she does during her shows, it’s hard to see how she can belt out tunes while doing her aerobics. After all, she ain’t “Super J-Lo.” We don’t think Mariah could lip synch because moving her mouth to her never-ending screeches would be difficult to do believably.

Most likely to die happy

J-Lo
The jury is still out on this one, but considering that they both are successful, wealthy, attractive, and have much room to improve, you have to wonder how Mariah can end up with a mental breakdown. What will it take for her to be happy, let alone die happy? J-Lo is handling things quite well, so the smart money says she’ll make the grade.

Winner

J-Lo
She isn’t at the top for nothing. She can sing, dance, act, and talk trash with the best of them (not to mention that curvaceous booty of hers), which is why we give J-Lo thumbs up. We’d give her a lot more too, given the chance.

Actress, model and a singer, we’ve got some hot black celebrity ass for you!

Jada Pinkett Smith

Jada’s big break came in 1991 when she was cast in the part of college freshman Lena James on the NBC television sitcom “A Different World”, a spin-off of “The Cosby Show”. She made her feature film debut two years later in “Menace II Society”(1993). She did not gain widespread recognition, however, until her role opposite Eddie Murphy in the remake of “The Nutty Professor” (1996). In addition to being in front of the camera, she has spent time behind it, directing music videos. Jada married rapper/actor Will Smith.

BEYONCE KNOWLES

She is undoubtedly the bootylicious queen
and who doesn’t want to have a piece of her ass?

Pop superstar Kylie Minogue reportedly stunned party goers, including Jay-Z and Jamelia, at an event in Cannes last week when she publicly declared her love of her “black girl’s butt.”

The singer is said to have giggled as she danced and compared her derrierre to that of Beyonce Knowles and singer/actress Jennifer Lopez at the Dolce & Gabbana party, according to Britain’s the Daily Mirror.

She is reported to have said, “Look at my butt. I’ve got a great black girl’s butt, kinda like Beyonce and J.Lo. I may be from Australia but I think I must have some blackness in me.

“You’ll never hear me wishing I had a smaller butt. The bigger the better.” And Minogue, who battled breast cancer last year, is proud to have “curves in the right places.”

She added, “I love having curves — forget these skinny girls. I love feeling feminine and womanly — being curvy in all the right places is part of that.

(http://www.sfgate.com) May 29.2007