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There’s nothing like sweet bikini asses to greet you at the start of your day.

This Brazilian model has her sexy butt featured on Maybelline and Victoria’s Secret, and is listed as the 7th sexiest women by FHM. Yep, she’s THAT hot. Ever since she finished second in the 1996 Ford Supermodel of the World, Adriana Lima signed to Elite Model Management, and the rest, should I say, is fashion model history. Modeling for Giorgio Armani, Ralph Lauren, and GUESS? has placed her ass on the top of the fashion industry in no time. For those unfamiliar, check out her work with Victoria’s Secret so you can start salivating all over her hotness!

This is a race that Lance Armstrong probably wouldn’t win — roids or not. Athletic girls with tight asses have to keep their butts in shape somehow. And what better way than cycling with a pair of booty shorts in your ass crack. Comfort be damned.

Mmmm…this ass video may be the first time you’ve wished your face was a bicycle seat.

For those who aren’t familiar with Fernanda Tavares, you are missing out on one of the hottest Brazilian big butts in the modeling world! After winning “Elite Look Of The Year” in local shows at the age of 13, great things were excepted from her, and boy did she deliver! Despite being widely recognized by the world’s biggest designers and having promoted numerous brands, Tavares has still yet to tap her ass, er, I mean, true potential!

She may be Italian, but, damn it, people don’t have to understand the language and see how smoking her big butt really is! Although her persona is shrouded in mystery (all websites containing her information are written in Italian), Flavia boldly reveals herself with her nude pictures scattered all over the ‘Net. As they would, action speaks louder than words.

When I saw this amazing ass workout video, I was speechless. Six minutes of pure ass heaven as I sat down and enjoyed the ass view. The first few minutes is a treat but check out the black chick doing crunches. My mouth suddenly went dry.

Thank you, Youtube! You really made my big ass day!

Ass-tastic Kelly Hu may not be a household name but I bet you’ve seen her before in major summer blockbusters. Kelly Hu is the femme fatale Lady Deathstrike in X2. She is also the amorous bitch Cassandra in The Scorpion King.

A woman of mixed ethnicity (Hawaiian, Chinese and English), the confusing heritage somehow created a single being of supreme hotness that is Kelly. Though we rarely see her as much as other hot Asians, she always makes an indelible mark everywhere she appears.

But maybe next time, she could appear in skimpy clothing. She needs to show off her great body, especially that amazing ass!

One of the biggest draws of Transformers: The Movie is not only the CGI robots, but the wonderful ass of this blue-eyed siren Megan Fox! Megan Fox looks exotic! And she is! With Irish, French and Native American, this gorgeous model/actress will be as hot as Angelina Jolie.

She has appeared in FHM, GQ and Maxim. I wish she could show off her ass more because it is one of her ass-ets. As one of FHM 100 Sexiest Women if 2006, we’ll see more of sweet Megan and her incredible ass soon.

For now, we can just ogle at her lovely derriere.

If it weren’t for Tyra Banks cat-walking away from modeling and making a name for herself as a talk show host, the feud between her and Naomi Campbell would still be as hot as, well, the both of them wearing bikinis. These ebony beauties make a compelling case as to which one of them is the top Black model, and for the first time, Celebrity Ass Off will take the model’s big butt down the wire!

TYRA BANKS

What’s most impressive about Banks is her stellar list of accomplishments outside her modeling career. Not only does she have the Tyra Banks Show, but she had appeared on screen taking on different roles from different shows, most notably her first full-screen debut in Higher Learning, where she played her role to a tee. She’s perhaps one of the few models that survived modeling without losing any of her allure.

NAOMI CAMPBELL

Despite her legal problems and drug addiction, nobody does it better than Campbell in a runway. Her signature walk has attained pop culture status and is imitated by Beyonce in her song “Get Me Bodied.” On the other hand, her affairs with notable Hollywood A-list actors and high-profile businessmen has ’supermodel’ written all over it. Lastly, unlike Banks, Campbell has maintained her waif and chic appearance after all these years.

VERDICT:

Despite leading to a draw, it is too obvious to deny who has the bigger butt between the two of them, literally. WINNER: TYRA BANKS

Of all the Hollywood actresses that have anice butt, there is no question that Jennifer Aniston owns a fine ass that is comparable to no one. If you need proof, look no further in Along Came Polly, a movie co-starring Ben Stiller and was released in 2004. Jen plays Polly, an adventurous and carefree childhood friend of uptight Reuben Feffer (Stiller). Although the story isn’t something to scream about, it is the clip below that showcases the ass masterpiece that is Jennifer Aniston. Eat your hearts out, Brad!

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