Angelina Jolie has a beautiful face, a great body with a fine ass. Everybody loves her. Pornstars have their stage names inspired by her. Even her face and body were used in that recent movie Beowulf. Angelina is a cottage industry of her own.
Let’s hope that motherhood and age treats her body kindly, because I would like to see more of her amazing ass.
This is a race that Lance Armstrong probably wouldn’t win — roids or not. Athletic girls with tight asses have to keep their butts in shape somehow. And what better way than cycling with a pair of booty shorts in your ass crack. Comfort be damned.
Mmmm…this ass video may be the first time you’ve wished your face was a bicycle seat.
Big black booty may not be as ass worshiped as before, because as Jessica Biel and J. Lo. has started, white and Latina booty are up in arms!
According to celebrity gossip Web site TMZ.com, Jessica Biel is the new J-Lo – and she’s got the goods to back it up.
Black women are still reeling that Jennifer Lopez was crowned Booty of the Decade – a title they felt had been hijacked from swarthier contenders like Janet, Serena or Beyoncé. Now comes the news that a white B-list actress is redefining bootylicious. To some, that’s almost as blasphemous as plastering Jessica Simpson’s dimpled mug on a box of Dark Lovely.
“White women with butts like black girls” is a relatively new cultural phenomenon, and some may say – cheekily – a fashion statement. In recent years, booty bling has been the must-have accessory to rock from the clubs to the red carpet. Balenciaga bag? Check. Manolo Blahnik strappy sandals? Check. Booty bling? Double check.
One look at her big white ass and everyone will try to save this cheerleader. Hot Hayden’s star finally rose after she became one of the key players in the hit TV show, Heroes. As her character is indestructible, her ass is just as incredible!
When celebrity comes, the paparazzi follows. Bless their rabid souls, the paparazzi insinuated themselves into Hayden’s life and took pictures that only a select group can see. Well, in this case, the people who are in the same beach as she is.
Hayden looks positively superheroine in this two-piece bikini. Her eighteen year old butt looks good enough to eat. Hope she gets to do some more daring movies soon or we might have a Hayden porn embargo. That could be a bad thing.
Dita von Teese is one hot girl wit a hypnotic white ass. She may be a burlesque queen for the 21st century, but she’s all old-fashioned slut… in her pictures that is. Marilyn Manson’s former girlfriend has branched out on her own as she performs her signature burlesque acts. Dita displays that nice ass for everyone to see. She has made stripping into such a fine art, she’s made it mainstream!
Recently, our beautiful ass model Dita has offered her services as the new face of Frederick’s of Hollywood Holiday print campaign. She emoted a retro-Sixties Betty Page and modeled lovely pieces of lingerie. Pin-up images which flatter the ass may not be a novel idea, but to hawk lingerie? You got me hooked!
One of the biggest draws of Transformers: The Movie is not only the CGI robots, but the wonderful ass of this blue-eyed siren Megan Fox! Megan Fox looks exotic! And she is! With Irish, French and Native American, this gorgeous model/actress will be as hot as Angelina Jolie.
She has appeared in FHM, GQ and Maxim. I wish she could show off her ass more because it is one of her ass-ets. As one of FHM 100 Sexiest Women if 2006, we’ll see more of sweet Megan and her incredible ass soon.
This former ‘tween stars are birds that don’t flock the same feathers. Not that they’re different from one another — in fact, both are teen idols and have carved a moderately successful career as recording artists. However, they hate each other like paparazzi love the crazy things they do in public (especially Lohan). With that said, their battle deserves a take from TheAsss.com’s Celebrity Ass-Off! Let their big butts decide which of them wins!
Lindsay Lohan
No longer the cute girl who first appeared on Disney’s The Parent Trap, Lohan is now an aberration of her former self, as she gets her name in the front pages of the tabloids as often as her buds Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Despite her numerous follies and trashy behavior - most of which everyone must have heard of - Lohan is still hot and could easily have her ass tapped in a heartbeat.
Hillary Duff
Also a Disney alumni, Duff got her break as the main character in The Lizzie McGuire Show. After she got old, she did what other people do after leaving Disney: achieve that waif-look and get more kitsch than ever! Releasing an album and doing a string of teen flicks that suck ass until nothing is left from it may be lame but it got her career off the ground. However, compared to Lohan, she has yet to do something real stupid in order to get her more attention.
VERDICT:
Although almost equal in the ass category, their personalities present the difference, which means that Lohan still has a long way to go in terms of building a good rep and stop being stupid. WINNER: HILLARY DUFF
Both are Hollywood A-listers who have one thing in common: they’ve been banged in their big butts by Tinseltown’s resident hunk Brad Pitt. Jolie may have won the battle, as she was able to win Pitt over her ex-wife Aniston, but the war is far from over. Now, Theasss.com will settle the score the score once and for all to see who among the two have the better ass!
Angelina Jolie
This real-life Lara Croft has come a long way since her days from Hackers, as she has won multiple accolades from Award-giving bodies, most notably the Oscars. Immediately after her success as an actress, her popularity exploded when people started to take notice of her good looks, picturesque face, and luscious lips. Of course, this was all before she started turning humanitarian. I mean, sure it’s cool to help people and all, but c’mon, isn’t being on screen revealing your, uh, acting chops help enough?
Jennifer Aniston
Aniston will forever be known as Rachel Green from the ’90s hit sitcom Friends, arguably the funniest television show ever (screw Seinfeld). However, despite her sexy ass and pretty face, she might also be known as the girl who was dumped by Brad Pitt for another hot woman. In spite of this looming negativity shrouding her career, her acting skills are in par with the best of them, if the role serves just right (”Good Girl,” “Friends With Money”).
VERDICT:
Both are hot, sexy, and still in their prime, that it would be hard to decide who has the better ass using these criteria. However, we’ll let Brad Pitt decide for us on this one. WINNER: ANGELINA JOLIE
Brianna Love may currently be the hottest ‘big butt‘ in the porn industry. Her picturesque face and amazing ass has been featured in over a hundred ass xxx films and counting! One of her films, John Leslie’s Brianna Love - Her Fine Sexy Self, has received glowing reviews for its titillating scenes and storyline, just like her films usually do. Here’s an excerpt from a piece I found on the ‘Net:
All the sex scenes are well-shot, hardcore and entirely worthy to carry the Evil Angel banner, and Brianna Love herself is hot in the sack, if a little chirpy and blonde for my taste. She does love the dick, and she takes a pounding every time a new scene comes along. Her first scene is a threesome with Mr. Pete and Mark Wood, a nooner in which Mr. Pete gets out his camera and records their antics. They flirt with the double penetration, but stick to anal, at least for this first scene, and Brianna Love is both energetic and dirty. Her second scene is a foursome, this time with Jon Jon, Jean-Claude Baptiste, and Darryl Hanah, all three of whom she has picked up in the bar. Hanah is an older blonde, a little hard-used, but her role calls for it; the two girls take on the two big black guys in various combinations and positions, and there is more anal, although still no DP.
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