Jules Jordan Ass Worship #10
When you think about awesome anal fuck scenes in porno flicks, one name comes into mind: Jules Jordan. And no, it’s not his big butt that gets violated in the films! The god of ass has been directing some of the most memorable ass fuckfest scenes for a decade that it is only fitting for him to commemorate his success by filming his tenth Ass Worship video! See all of your favorite and up-and-coming ass pornstars as they receive a severe anal penetration from ass-mongers!
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If there’s anyone who embodies a big butt, Mia Bangg perfectly fits that description. Mia’s love in getting ass-fucked, screwed from behind, and creamed in her butthole has translated in over 120 anal-banging movies. Not to mention, her efforts were rewarded with a nomination from the F.A.M.E. Awards for “Favorite Anal Starlet,” which only proves that this 22-year old ass-star is making good with her reputation.
TITLES SHE HAS APPEARED IN:
Swallow Anal Whores #2
Mike John’s Elastic Assholes #5
Big Sausage Pizza #11
Two of the biggest retro sex symbols finally go ass-to-ass in this battle of the ages! Which one of them has the classiest and biggest butt of them all? Read on…
MARILYN MONROE
Her achievement in film is unparralleled, making her perhaps one of the highly-respected Hollywood sex symbols in the world. Her influence resonates well in the annals of popular culture, from music to fashion. Not to mention, she has the distinction of being the first cover girl in the history of Playboy. No one, and I mean no one, can ever replace that.
BETTIE PAGE
Whereas Monroe achieved success through publicity, Page reveled in the obscure. Her classic bondage poses and bold photoshoots (at that time) were complete contrasts of the bright lights and glamour of Tinseltown. Despite this, Page won admiration from a small group of admirers, which grew into an underground community, and finally, mainstream consciousness.
VERDICT:
Perhaps the most difficult Ass-Off to judge, both women are equal in terms of, well, everything; both are ass-tastic in their own right, so it’s probably best to leave them be in their hallowed places in Hollywood history. WINNER: NONE
If it weren’t for Tyra Banks cat-walking away from modeling and making a name for herself as a talk show host, the feud between her and Naomi Campbell would still be as hot as, well, the both of them wearing bikinis. These ebony beauties make a compelling case as to which one of them is the top Black model, and for the first time, Celebrity Ass Off will take the model’s big butt down the wire!
TYRA BANKS
What’s most impressive about Banks is her stellar list of accomplishments outside her modeling career. Not only does she have the Tyra Banks Show, but she had appeared on screen taking on different roles from different shows, most notably her first full-screen debut in Higher Learning, where she played her role to a tee. She’s perhaps one of the few models that survived modeling without losing any of her allure.
NAOMI CAMPBELL
Despite her legal problems and drug addiction, nobody does it better than Campbell in a runway. Her signature walk has attained pop culture status and is imitated by Beyonce in her song “Get Me Bodied.” On the other hand, her affairs with notable Hollywood A-list actors and high-profile businessmen has ’supermodel’ written all over it. Lastly, unlike Banks, Campbell has maintained her waif and chic appearance after all these years.
VERDICT:
Despite leading to a draw, it is too obvious to deny who has the bigger butt between the two of them, literally. WINNER: TYRA BANKS
Joey Silvera Butt Row Swallowed
This title from Joey Silvera stars a smorg-ass-bord of classic cuties in action. Everyone’s favorite Czech, blonde bombshell Silvia Saint, gets d.p.’d. while Tom Byron bones swarthy beauty Shawna Valentino on a couch in the Evil Angel offices. Byron fucks her ass and delivers a faceful of cum. Blonde cutie Jessica Darlin (in her natural era) titty-fucks Joey and sucks him off. Then Shelby Myne joins them on the patio getting plowed by Jon Dough. Allysin Chains washes up in the bathtub, and swigs Jack Daniels by the pool before strapping on a dildo, teasing a guy with it, toying with a vibrator and taking two cocks at once. And Sophie Call and Angela enjoy an interracial liaison in a hotel room with Sean Michaels.
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Bottoms up!
Of all the Hollywood actresses that have anice butt, there is no question that Jennifer Aniston owns a fine ass that is comparable to no one. If you need proof, look no further in Along Came Polly, a movie co-starring Ben Stiller and was released in 2004. Jen plays Polly, an adventurous and carefree childhood friend of uptight Reuben Feffer (Stiller). Although the story isn’t something to scream about, it is the clip below that showcases the ass masterpiece that is Jennifer Aniston. Eat your hearts out, Brad!
Jennifer Anistons Ass - More bloopers are a click away
Both women have won the hearts of men with their catchy songs and awesome dance moves. Now, see them go head-to-head to determine who’s the most beautiful liar–er– I mean, big butt of them all!
BEYONCE
Ever since Destiny’s Child broke up, Beyonce has been tearing up the scenes - both music and entertainment. Ever since her single “Crazy In Love” off her hit record Dangerously In Love, she has gone on to become one of the top-selling female acts in the world. On the other hand, her feature appearance in the Oscar-winning film “Dreamgirls” has definitely elevated her into the upper echelons of Hollywood. These alone would have men drooling all over her, and I have yet to talk about her booty!
SHAKIRA
This petite Latina took a while before breaking into international mainstream success. Aside from being an artist, she is known for her mesmerizing and hypnotic belly dancing featured in music videos “Whenever, Wherever” and “Hips Don’t Lie.” The way her ass gyrates and weaves with ease is exasperatingly hot! By the way, she also speaks four different languages. Yeah right, like it’s gonna matter now.
THE VERDICT:
They both definitely have asses to die for, but in the end, success and awards are what determine a fine ass! WINNER: BEYONCE
Welcome to Celebrity Ass-Off, a series of blog entries where celebrities are pitted against each other to see who’s got the best big butt!
First off, two of the hottest Jessicas in Hollywood - Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba (Sorry, Jessica Simpson) - will finally settle once and for all which has the better ass.
JESSICA ALBA
She’s currently the sexiest and most sought-after woman in Hollywood, and with good reason. Her feature roles in The Fantastic Four, Sin City, and Honey have put a lot of butts on theater seats. Not to mention, her steamy ass shots in Into The Blue will definitely ignite a sexual fire on your loins.
JESSICA BIEL
This 7th Heaven co-star has finally gotten over the hump of being a sweet postergirl, and is now full-fledged sex symbol that even had Justin Timberlake knocking on her door. Biel saw her take more daring roles in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Blade III: Trinity. However, it is in I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry that she was able to display her butt in all its natural glory.
VERDICT:
Biel may be on the rise, but everybody else knows who’s on top of the ass heap. WINNER: JESSICA ALBA
Both have pretty much done and achieved everything in their lifetime: had a successful modeling career, graced covers of male-oriented magazines, and, to cap things off, released a steamy sex tape that shocked the foundations of a normal male. We’re taking here of Paris Hilton and Keeley Hazell, two of the naughtiest and finest asses on this side of the planet, as they go ass-to-ass and determine whose butt rules supreme in this edition of Celebrity Ass-Off!
Keeley Hazell
Like her DDD-cup breast size, Hazell is destined for great things. She scored the second highest position in FHM’s Most Sexiest Women In The World for the second straight year, an impressive feat for a woman who started living life under the limelight in 2004. What’s even scarier is that this hot ass vixen just turned 21 years old this September, which gives men something to watch out for in years to come!
Paris Hilton
Wherever there’s controversy, there goes Paris Hilton! Much as been said about her in the media (ya think??) that everybody have heard at least one of her misadventures. However, she has effectively played her media mileage that you gotta wonder who’s fooling who. Regardless, her well-documented spat with Hollywood A-listers and the recent release from prison has simply made a lot of tabloids and entertainment magazines alike filthy rich.
VERDICT:
Unless you’re into skinny chicks who’ve become a shadow of their former selves, the answer has her huge ass and tits staring right in front of you. WINNER: KEELEY HAZELL
Aside from producing successful recording artists in the music industry for the past six years, American Idol has also made significant contributions to the ass world by introducing two of its hottest contestants: Kelly Clarkson and Katharine McPhee. Both can sing, and the camera loves them, but who has the most superior butt? Find out here on Celebrity Ass-Off!
Kelly Clarkson
Among the American Idol winners from the past, Clarkson is still the best of the lot. Her versatile and powerful voice is considered one of the best in the industry, and her successful string of singles (which peaked with “Since U Been Gone” from the album Breakaway) is still going strong. Aside from her amazing set of pipes, her sweet looks and nice ass had made her an even more popular personality in the business.However, don’t expect her to go daring on you now. At least, not just yet.
Kelly Clarkson
Although McPhee settled for runner-up status in last year’s Idol, there is no doubt that she has the hottest ass among all the finalists. Her rendition of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” may have melted hearts and shed tears, but when all’s been said and done, her ass rules supreme. There is no way you cannot deny her piece of ass when it comes knocking of your door!
VERDICT:
Clarkson may have the upper hand over talent and skill, but since we’re chauvinistic pigs, the one with the most beautiful ass had to win! WINNER: Katharine McPhee
